This is a chronicle of my journey from regular to Italian. Also, I am a member of the bad guy family and we will be taking over the world.
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The bit about being eye-talian...
Posted by Unknown at 9/02/2012 12:58:00 AM Labels: changes, humor blog, italian, lemoncello, made up shit, marriage, new husband, nonsense
So! As the title hints, I am now Italian now. I've always, (ALWAYS) wanted to be Italian and now, I am, so it's a dream come true. (que the Cinderella music...taa dadeda..)
I've heard you cannot become Italian, but to those who hold that belief I say,"HA!" 'Cause if you look at me you will clearly see, you suckas are wrong! WRONG!!!
I am so eye-talian!
I made Lemoncello last fall.
I'm growing basil.
I made tomato basil sauce a few times now.
I am eating tomato based sauces more than cream (this makes me a bit sad, but hopefully some of my clothes will fit again.)
I eat tons of bread. TONS.
My hair is dark. I died my hair dark, but it is dark.
My last name is (now) Fortino! BOOM!
I am completely glamorous and oh so sensual. (sure I am!)
Yep. I'm Italian and I love it!!!
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